Funny Toned Security Guard is a man that works for Wizard Kelly. He once worked at a salon offering Trudy and Sunset which color nail polish they would prefer. He later appears preventing Oscar from entering Wizard Kelly Mansion without a ticket. At Wizard Kelly Auditorium he inspects the tickets that Dijonay, Zoey, and LaCienega got from The Gross Sisters and declares them fake and throws them out of the building.